titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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zackisontumblr:

who got to decide what words are swear words

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(via ruinedchildhood)

theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

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